Sunday, 6 July 2008

Vidcast 7 {Humour} ~ "Perplexing Questions"

(For all students, teachers and lovers of English ~ please share widely! Comments on this Video Blog are very welcome :-)






Video Script:

Intro (shouted): "Hotch Potch English - The Mega Minute!"

Sab: "Life! Life is full of perplexing questions.

And I'm afraid I don't have very many answers.

Here are five...

1) Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?

(ooohh... hmmm...)

2) Why can’t women put on mascara with their mouths closed?

(I don't know, dear... I don't know)

3) Why don't you ever see the headline, "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

(bee-bee-bee-bee-bee-bee... no :-(

4) Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

(a-breee-veee-aaayyy-tiiddd - hmmm...)

5) Why do doctors call what they do "practice"?

(Nurse! The scalpel! No, I mean the scissors! No no no, I mean the forceps. No no, I mean the cheese slice... oh dear...)

If you know the answers to any of these strange questions, please, let me know.

End (whispered): "Hotch Potch English dot com (hotchpotchenglish.com), - 'The Mega Minute !' "

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Credits:
Vidcast 7 {Humour} ~
"Perplexing Questions"
Created & written by
Sab Will
Starring Sab Will & Friends
Copyright 2008
Sab Will / Hotch Potch English
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