Wednesday, 28 May 2008

Podcast 5 {Quote~Fact~Fun} - "Impossible Things"

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Welcome to the...
Hotch Potch English ~ Mega Minute Podcast No.5!
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Today's Quote
(from Lewis Carroll)


"There is no use trying", said Alice; "one can't believe impossible things."

"I dare say you haven't had much practice", said the Queen.

"When I was your age, I always did it for half an hour a day. Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast."

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Today's Fact

"Almost" is probably the longest word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order.

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Today's Fun

Teacher: Give me two pronouns, Michael.
Michael: Who, me?
Teacher: Correct!

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That's all for today!

Read the text and comment on the blog at hotchpotchenglish.com

See you next time!

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Podcast 5 ~ "Impossible Things"
Created & written by Sab Will
Copyright 2008 Sab Will / Hotch Potch English
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Sunday, 25 May 2008

Podcast 4 {Quote~Fact~Fun} - "Why Not?"

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Welcome to the...
Hotch Potch English ~ Mega Minute Podcast No.4!
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Today's Quote
(from George Bernard Shaw)

"You see things; and you say 'Why?'
But I dream things that never were; and I say 'Why not?' "
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Today's Fact

The present population of 5 billion plus people of the world is predicted to become 15 billion by 2080.
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Today's Fun

Teacher: You missed school yesterday, didn't you Michael?
Michael: Not a lot, Sir.
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That's all for today!
Read the text and comment on the blog at hotchpotchenglish.com
See you next time!
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Podcast 4 ~ "Why Not?"
Created & written by Sab Will
Copyright 2008 Sab Will / Hotch Potch English
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Thursday, 22 May 2008

Podcast 3 {Quote~Fact~Fun} - "Unreasonable Man"

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Welcome to the...Hotch Potch English ~ Mega Minute Podcast No.3!
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Today's Quote
(from George Bernard Shaw)


"The reasonable man adapts himself to the world;
The unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself.
Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man."
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Today's Fact

Women blink nearly twice as much as men!
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Today's Fun

One breakfast time, little Rebecca says to her mum:
"What two things can't you have for breakfast, mum?"

Her mum says:
"I don’t know!"

And Rebecca says:
"Lunch and dinner, of course."
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That's all for today!
Read the text and comment on the blog at hotchpotchenglish.com
See you next time!
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Podcast 3 ~ "Unreasonable Man"
Created & written by Sab Will
Copyright 2008 Sab Will / Hotch Potch English ____________________________________________
Visit Hotch Potch English ~ The Unique English Teaching Website http://www.hotchpotchenglish.com/

Saturday, 17 May 2008

Podcast 2 {Quote~Fact~Fun} - "To Be Yourself"

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Welcome to the...

Hotch Potch English ~ Mega Minute Podcast No.2!


Today's Quote(from Ralph Waldo Emerson)

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment."


Today's Facts

"A rat can last longer without water than a camel."

"The mouse is the most common mammal in the United States."

"Bats always turn left when coming out of a cave."


Today's Fun

A lady walks into a building and says to the clerk:" I'd like a cheeseburger, a drink, and fries."

The clerk says, "This is a library!"

So the lady whispers, "Sorry, I'd like a cheeseburger, a drink and fries."


That's all for today!
Read the text and comment on the blog at hotchpotchenglish.com
See you next time!

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Podcast 2 ~ "To Be Yourself"
Created & written by Sab Will
Copyright 2008 Sab Will / Hotch Potch English
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Visit Hotch Potch English ~ The Unique English Teaching Website
http://www.hotchpotchenglish.com/

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